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Road Kill Cafe



You Kill It -- We Grill It

Featuring some of Arkansas' Finest!
LATE NITE DELITE
Rack of Raccoon .... $ 3.95
Smear of Deer ...... $ 4.95
Awesome Possum ..... $ 1.95
Cheap Sheep ........ $ .43
Served Fresh
Each Night After Dark

Eating Food -- More Fun
When You Know It Was
HIT ON THE RUN!
ENTREES

The Chicken ..... $ 3.95
That didn't cross the road!

Center Line Bovine ... $ 4.95
Tastes real good, straight from the hood

Flat Cat ...... $2.95

Served as a single -- or in a stack

A TASTE OF
THE WILD SIDE



Chunk of Skunk . . . . . . $ 1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon . . . . $ 1.95
Road Toad Ala Mold . . . . $ 1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake . . . .$ 2.25
Swirl of Squirrel . . . . . . .$ 1.55
Whipporwill on a Grill . . $ 3.30
Narrow Sparrow . . . . . . $ 1.00
Rigor Mortis Tortoise . . .$ 6.75
GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what's in it --
YOU EAT IT - FREE!

CANINE CUISINE

You'll eat like a hog
When you taste our dog!

Slab of Lab . . . . . .
Pit Bull Pot Pie . . . .
Cocker Cutlets . . . . .
Shar-Pei Filet . . . . .
Poodles 'N Noodles . . .
Snippet of Whippet . . .
Collie Hit by a Trolley .
German Shepherd Pie . . .
Round of Hound . . . . .


$ 2.95
$ 1.95
$ 3.95
$ 5.95
$ 5.95
$ 4.50
$ 3.95
$ 3.95
$ 4.25

TODAY's SPECIAL

Hoofless Horse w/Mane Stew
BAG 'N GAG
Our Daily Take-Out Lunch Special
ANYTHING DEAD
ON BREAD!

White or Wheat

Meet Our Chef


Wheels Darrell
Off-Roading to serve you better!
Better Road and Garden

Seal of Approval


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